Maxisms of the summer....

These have all been posted on Facebook for the world to see.  However since this blog is something I'd like them to see forever I will capture it here as well.

• My parent's cat just jumped under the table at Max. His response..."what the hell was that?"
• Max just told Jason "if I had new tennis shoes I could beat you in a race. I'd run really fast in a straight line"
• We are watching men's gymnastics and we were trying to get max to watch the guy on the high bar and he walked off saying "I'm not impressed"
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  "Mom you look a little fat...right there" patting my tummy.  UGH!