Noahisms

1. Noah told Jason "When you and mommy go out out of town you could ride in a wooden boat and then you kiss. You're supposed to go when half of the sun is showing, that's when you do it, when half the sun is showing". Where in the world does he get this stuff?

2. The other night we were in the car and boys started yelling at each other. Jason looked back and said whoa, whoa, whoa and Noah stated "Merry Christmas". Timing couldn't have been more perfect